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As you await your certain doom, a voice suddenly rings out:
"I think not. I shall have my revenge on this one. He stole my kill!"
The Grue suddenly splatters into, well, splatter, and that shadowy figure I mentioned earlier reveals himself.
"I am Grue Slayer. You may have been killed by me in the PvP arena. You stole my kill. Prepare to die!"
"THE UR-GRUE, YOU JACKASS!"
"Why do you think you got healed? That wasn't your bravery. That was a party-healing potion. How was I supposed to know there was a n00b around?"
"Okay, tough guy. Tell you what. If you can defeat me in battle, you get to keep the kill. If I win, however, you have to start over. You cannot decline this fight."
With that, Grue Slayer unleashes his first attack.