Game:Zork2/die

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> die horribly by grue once again

As you await your certain doom, a voice suddenly rings out:

"I think not. I shall have my revenge on this one. He stole my kill!"

The Grue suddenly splatters into, well, splatter, and that shadowy figure I mentioned earlier reveals himself.

"I am Grue Slayer. You may have been killed by me in the PvP arena. You stole my kill. Prepare to die!"


> "Kill? What kill?"

"THE UR-GRUE, YOU JACKASS!"


> "YOU JUST SHOWED UP! I BEAT THAT THING ALL BY MYSELF!"

"Why do you think you got healed? That wasn't your bravery. That was a party-healing potion. How was I supposed to know there was a n00b around?"


> "SO? I STILL GOT THE KILL!"

"Okay, tough guy. Tell you what. If you can defeat me in battle, you get to keep the kill. If I win, however, you have to start over. You cannot decline this fight."


> "WHAT THE FROTZ?"

"Die, n00b!"

With that, Grue Slayer unleashes his first attack.

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