You return to Oprah's compound, dead Farker in hand. The guard prepares to shoot you, but upon seeing what you brought lets you in. He says, "The information desk clerk inside should be able to help you."
You enter the compound. The information clerk doesn't look happy to see you.
> talk to clerk
You ask the clerk where you can find Oprah. She replies very bitterly, spewing stuff about you ruining her previous desk job at M1cr0s0ft. You're not going to get any info out of her.
> look for a directory
You find a directory.
> examine directory
You examine the directory. It says:
- YOU ARE HERE on the first floor
- First floor: Reception area
- Second floor: Cold reception area
- Third floor: Lounge
- Fourth floor: Executive offices
- Fifth floor: Executive lounge
- Sixth floor: Boardrooms
- Seventh through twenty-third floors: Lodging for henchmen
- Twenty-fourth through twenty-eighth floors: Storage
- Twenty-ninth through thirtieth floors: Executive lodging
- Thirty-first floor: Oprah's suite
- Thirty-second through fiftieth floors: Fluff
You eye the list of buttons on the elevator:
Alternately, you can copy and paste the article title into the search bar, then type the floor you wish to go to. You'll need that skill later on, trust me.