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 Outside M1CR0S0FT Score: 75 Moves: 61

> Bazillion euros!!!

Steve Ballmer laughs and says: "Dude, if you are that pathetic at lying, you must like still live with your parents or something!"

His extreme sarcasm (with lowercase letters, therefore Level 1 sarcasm) causes you 150 damage. Your HP: -30/120

Apparently you need some defense against extreme sarcasm...

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