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 Outside M1CR0S0FT Score: 75 Moves: 63

> unjam lightcannon

Unjamming your Light Cannon takes 2 turns, during which Steve calculates Gill Bates's monthly salary for 1.666666 and charges a huge attack for 0.444444 turns.

> shoot lightcannon

Unfortunately you were holding your cannon backwards, and both the lightcannon and Steve's attack blast you through the window of Gill Bates' office. Apparently Gill Bates has an army of Grues, and your cannon broke.

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