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|Outside M1CR050FT||Score: 75||Moves: 57|
The Uber Security Guards stop dead in their tracks. You hear beeping noises. All of a sudden, the Guards start banging their heads against the ground. You hear, "No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue."
All of a sudden, one of them raises and says "Your childish tricks may work on my minions, but not on me!"
That person takes off his sunglasses, and you recognize him. It's Steve Ballmer! He says: "I will protect our righteous cause no matter what! I will not let you reach the Holy Man! I shall fucking bury you!"