Game:Zork2/CH2Bates/secfight3 3

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 Outside M1CR050FT Score: 75 Moves: 57

> yell "Reboot!"

The Uber Security Guards stop dead in their tracks. You hear beeping noises. All of a sudden, the Guards start banging their heads against the ground. You hear, "No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue."

> laugh and point at the guards

All of a sudden, one of them raises and says "Your childish tricks may work on my minions, but not on me!"

> look at the uberest of the guards

That person takes off his sunglasses, and you recognize him. It's Steve Ballmer! He says: "I will protect our righteous cause no matter what! I will not let you reach the Holy Man! I shall fucking bury you!"

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