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"What's so funny?"
"Lies! All of it!"
"I beat him up in a dark alley. He told me I could have his company if I just stopped thrashing him!"
"Of course. A rich man has no need to thrash the beaten!"
"No... why would he need to do that?"
"What? No... no, it can't be! Noooooooooo....."
With that, Gill Bates dissolves in a heap of ashes. An egg fragment lies amidst the ashes. It doesn't appear to be a stolic.