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 Outside M1CR0S0FT Score: 75 Moves: 60

> "Steve, what exactly is such a genial mind *cough* doing with such a faggot like Gill Bates? I mean, look at him! He fell out from the university. How lame is that! Only thing he is good at, is copying other people's work and abusing his monopoly! And seriously, he named his fucking company after his fucking dick. Can you imagine anything any more pathetic?"

Steve Ballmer then replies: "You are missing an important point here, bitch. He is, like, the richest man in world? Do you have any idea, how big is my daily salary? Hah, how much do YOU make IN A FRICKIN' MONTH?"

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