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|Privet Drive||Score: 30||Moves: 42|
Before you can enter house number 4, you are stopped by what appears to be a giant.
You don't have enough MSP.
You can't control one of those! Besides, not enough MSP.
Not. Enough. MSP. You're out of MSP, alright? 0/2000. Now shut up, I'm trying to narrate.
... That's what I thought.
The giant introduces himself, "I'm Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of the grounds at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Oops, shouldn't have said that. Shouldn't have said that."
"I'm here for someone called Harry Potter. Most famous wizard--
That's wizard. One Z, not two. Huge difference.
--alive. Only one who survived the curse of You-Know-Who."
"Evilest of wizards. He's done terrible things, things too terrible to mention. The mere mention of his name strikes fear into even the bravest of wizards."
"It's... it's... Voldemort."
"No idea, but if you hang around Harry Potter long enough, you'll run into You-Know-Who soon enough. Ah, here he comes now."
A normal-looking teenager with glasses and a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead steps out of house number 4, the same house you were just about to enter. Hagrid pulls up his motorcycle and asks if you would like to come along.