You killed Grue-Slayer...or not...
Grue slayer turns into Charon the Immortal.
> Use magic powers of the egg
The egg emits powerful energy, turning you into Chuck Norris.
MSP: Infinite (Woohoo!)
> Touch Charlie
Charlie suffers 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points of physical damage and drops a piece of egg.
> Piece egg together
The unifying core has been added. The true power of the egg can now be released!
A giant grue steps out.
> Un1345h t3h p0w3r
> Use penultimate crappin' idiotic lame crazy anyhow style lousy grue-slaying kick
Giant grue dies out of your lameness.
You turn back into yourself.
Displaced energy kills 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grues (and eurgs). Oh yes, Charon exploded too.
And suddenly a portal opens and sucks all your remaining awesome into it.
> WTF?! I didn't even get, like 10 seconds to be awesome!
Sucks to be you. Anyway, come through it already. Since I didn't get you eaten by a Grue in these two Zorks, I need another try. Oh, and you're a cheater, nyah.
Shut the hell up. You're not awesome anymore so I can summon a Grue right now to eat you. Now...
On a side note, take this trophy below. It makes you 20% more delicious. Grues are so gonna love this...
> I hate you.
Would you click the damn portal already? This page is getting long because of your whining!