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 Awwwwww, you figured it out! Score: 10000000000000000000000000000 Moves: 1000

You killed Grue-Slayer...or not...

Grue slayer turns into Charon the Immortal.

> Use magic powers of the egg

The egg emits powerful energy, turning you into Chuck Norris.

Charlie HP: 500000/500000 MSP: 10000000/10000000

You HP: 200000000000000000000/200000000000000000000 MSP: Infinite (Woohoo!)

> Touch Charlie

Charlie suffers 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points of physical damage and drops a piece of egg.

> Piece egg together

The unifying core has been added. The true power of the egg can now be released!

A giant grue steps out.

> Un1345h t3h p0w3r

> Use penultimate crappin' idiotic lame crazy anyhow style lousy grue-slaying kick

Giant grue dies out of your lameness.

You turn back into yourself.

Displaced energy kills 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 grues (and eurgs). Oh yes, Charon exploded too.

And suddenly a portal opens and sucks all your remaining awesome into it.

> WTF?! I didn't even get, like 10 seconds to be awesome!

Sucks to be you. Anyway, come through it already. Since I didn't get you eaten by a Grue in these two Zorks, I need another try. Oh, and you're a cheater, nyah.

> Loser!

Shut the hell up. You're not awesome anymore so I can summon a Grue right now to eat you. Now...

On a side note, take this trophy below. It makes you 20% more delicious. Grues are so gonna love this...

> I hate you.

Would you click the damn portal already? This page is getting long because of your whining!

edit Your Trophy

Now that you've beaten Zork 2, you can add the following trophy to your user page:

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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