From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
|Player vs Player||Score: 0||Moves: 0|
Here you can challenge fellow players to find out how much you suck. You can use all items that you have been able to use in Zork, plus the new item: The Holy Hand Grenade.
When creating your profile you may not use numbers and can only have names 10 characters long. The only available profile is Milton. Please choose a profile... (maybe)
(a hint: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Zork/PvP?????