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{{zorkcmd|pronounce "xyzzy"}}
 
{{zorkcmd|pronounce "xyzzy"}}
   
You shout: "''<choose><option>Ecks why zee zee why</option><option>Zig-zee</option><option>Zug-zai</option><option>Zai-zai</option><option>Zai-zee</option><option>Zaa-zee</option><option>Xai-zee</option><option>Ecks why zee zee why</option><option>Ecks why double-zed why</option><option>Ecks why double-zee why</option><option>Zige-zee</option><option>Zige-zai</option><option>Zuh-zuh</option><option>However you pronounce it!</option><option>Zih zee</option><option>zee-zee</choose>!''"
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You shout: "''<choose><option>Ecksz why zee zee why</option><option>Zig-zee</option><option>Zug-zai</option><option>Zai-zai</option><option>Zai-zee</option><option>Zaa-zee</option><option>Xai-zee</option><option>Ecks why zee zee why</option><option>Ecks why double-zed why</option><option>Ecks why double-zee why</option><option>Zige-zee</option><option>Zige-zai</option><option>Zuh-zuh</option><option>However you pronounce it!</option><option>Zih zee</option><option>zee-zee</choose>!''"
   
   
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'''>>Foom!<<'''
 
'''>>Foom!<<'''
 
   
 
This is an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door.
 
This is an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door.

Latest revision as of 05:49, November 1, 2013

 XYZZY Score: ? Moves: ?


> pronounce "xyzzy"


You shout: "Zai-zai!"


Unfortunately, you fail miserably. A hollow voice says "Plugh" and the Pronounciation Bunny marches into view. He grabs your arm and takes you to the Realm of Difficult Words where King Plplplplplplplnmnmnm reigns. You get to eat all the chocolate cake you want. You live there forever and never grow old, until one night you're laying in bed peacefully asleep when suddenly Cthulhu eats your brain. Unfortunately, this means you'll never master the pronounciation of 'xyzzy'. You lose!


*** You have lost ***


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