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> pronounce "xyzzy"

You shout: "Zai-zee!"

Unfortunately, you fail miserably. A hollow voice says "Plugh" and the Pronounciation Bunny marches into view. He grabs your arm and takes you to the Realm of Difficult Words where King Plplplplplplplnmnmnm reigns. You get to eat all the chocolate cake you want. You live there forever and never grow old, until one night you're laying in bed peacefully asleep when suddenly Cthulhu eats your brain. Unfortunately, this means you'll never master the pronounciation of 'xyzzy'. You lose!

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