> pronounce "xyzzy"
You shout: "Zige-zai!"
"A SISSY AM I?" the ground suddenly begins to rumble, and a VAINITY GRUEURG leaps out and... well, I need not say more... right?
- *** You Have Have Royally Screwed Up, With Xyzzy ***
Would you like to turn back into a royal prince, Inherit Another Kingdom, or live in a pile of barley? (Type PRINCE, KINGDOM, or BARLEY)