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 Underworld Score: 150 Moves: 69

Using the Splendid Robe as a parachute (aren't you clever), you drift gracefully down a long shaft lined with tinfoil for some unknown reason. This goes on for quite some time, so you decide to take a nap while drifting down.

You awake when you bump into the floor of a room at the bottom of the long shaft. You look back up at the shaft and can barely see a pin prick of light that must be the top entrance to the shaft. There's no way in hell you're going to be able to get back up there. Aren't you glad you took the time to get that Splendid Robe so you could parachute down? Boy, you would have splattered quite explosively had you just decided to jump down that hole without something to slow your fall.

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