Game:Zork/wtfdude

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 You are the biggest dicknose ever. Score: -69105 Moves: 9


> wait


You decide to wait for something to happen.


> wait longer


...


> wait even more


Being as a dumbass like you usually are, you wait more.


> keep waiting



> keeeeeeeep on waiting



> and waiting....



> and I'll just wait a tiiiiiiiny bit longer...


The stump opens up and a mechanical arm whups your head with a curious monkey, knocking you unconcious.

You wake up dead a few hours later.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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