Game:Zork/write a letter to your sweetheart
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Did you remember to pack your pencil and paper? Do you really expect your Blackberry to get reception in the bowels of a grue?
Unfortunately, your sweetheart is currently watching "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" with your best friend.
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):