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 Worry!!!!!! Score: ? Moves: ?

You decide to worry about kick-off later and then decide your team should start their end-of-season break now. You go on holiday to Tahiti.

Just as you take the final sip of your coconut drink, the mighty Grueslayer team score their hundredth goal of the match you're not in.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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