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 Wood Score: 5 Moves: 5

> enter forest

Staggering into the wilderness with a gushing flesh wound is not a good idea.

In moments you are torn apart by a Kenku, and your bones are picked clean by a Kenku.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

(Much later on, Gruemanoid archaeologists declare your unearthed skeleton to be proof of the evolutionary link between half-orc humans and pygmy marmosets, but that's irrelevant at the present moment.)

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