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 Wizzard's Pantry Score: 135 Moves: 74

> eat pickled eggs

You need to open the jar first.

> open jar

You drop your light cannon as you being a valiant struggle to open the jar of pickled eggs. Despite years of intense masturbation, your mighty grip is not enough to free the delicious eggs from their glassy prison.

> open jar with shirt

As you prepare yourself for another round with the jar, a strange entity from behind shoves you hard enough that you trip over your light cannon, which miraculously does not go off.

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