> eat pickled eggs
You need to open the jar first.
> open jar
You drop your light cannon as you being a valiant struggle to open the jar of pickled eggs. Despite years of intense masturbation, your mighty grip is not enough to free the delicious eggs from their glassy prison.
> open jar with shirt
As you prepare yourself for another round with the jar, a strange entity from behind shoves you hard enough that you trip over your light cannon, which miraculously does not go off.