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 Iron Balcony Score: 60 Moves: 34

> shatter window with fist

Okay, you can take this window, kid. Your left hook is devastating, and your jabs are so fast, by the time the window will see them, it'll be reflecting its last. You're gonna dance like a ladybird, and sting like a bee. Your incoming fists will be the last thing they'll see! You are the greatest!


And here comes the punch! You swing! You connect!!

KA-CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle....

...Great job, kid. Not only did you break the window, but you sliced open your wrists with a thousand razor-sharp shards of broken glass. You should have checked for the Safety Glass logo first, you little punk!

> examine window

Too late for that - a spoiler has come along and eaten you.

*** You've bit the big banana ***

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