Game:Zork/windowfist

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 Iron Balcony Score: 60 Moves: 34


> shatter window with fist


Okay, you can take this window, kid. Your left hook is devastating, and your jabs are so fast, by the time the window will see them, it'll be reflecting its last. You're gonna dance like a ladybird, and sting like a bee. Your incoming fists will be the last thing they'll see! You are the greatest!


YOU VS WINDOW - ROUND 1


And here comes the punch! You swing! You connect!!


KA-CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle....


...Great job, kid. Not only did you break the window, but you sliced open your wrists with a thousand razor-sharp shards of broken glass. You should have checked for the Safety Glass logo first, you little punk!


> examine window


Too late for that - a spoiler has come along and eaten you.


*** You've bit the big banana ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

“In Soviet Russia, WINDOW VS YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on this page
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