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 West of House Score: 0 Moves: 1


> go west

This is an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here with "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" written on it.

There is also a monkey, and a path leading in the direction of Dennis.
> open door

It's boarded shut. You must've arrived here through, I dunno, the catflap or something.
> Open catflap

You're an idiot.
> Open idiot

No.
> Open n-

Okay, I'll take pity on you. Lemme give you a hint - what you should do now does not involve grues.
> Gee thanks

No problem!

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