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 Wait for something to happen Score: 11 Moves: 8

You stupidly decided to just stand there in the cave staring at the cube waiting for something interesting to happen.

You stand there staring at the cube until it turns very, very dark outside and you begin to worry about the inescapable grue that is obviously sneaking up behind you, waiting for you to turn before it eats you.

> cry

You cry at the incredible unfairness of the situation, and at your own stupidity.

Fortunately, some great cosmic being takes pity on you and you are not eaten by a grue.

> YAY!

Unfortunately, you are eaten by the bat that you just woke up in the back of the cave. You should be more quiet next time. Oh wait, that's right, you don't have a next time.

*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***

In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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