Game:Zork/vs.thepenguincheat4

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 Codemaster Score: 0 Moves: 0


You type in the cheat: Spazzer Attack!

Suddenly, you feel a spark jump from the arena and strike the Penguin.

And just as suddenly, the Penguin starts yelling random gibberish.

The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness.


You: ...okay...wtf... ... ...

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The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP

Codemaster (You): 80/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP

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You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn.


The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness.


You: ...

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The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP

Codemaster (You): 75/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP

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You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn.


The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness.


You: - -"

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The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP

Codemaster (You): 70/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP

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You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn.


The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness.


You: lol

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The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP

Codemaster (You): 65/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP

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You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn.


The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness.


You: ...okay...wtf... ... ...

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The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP

Codemaster (You): 60/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP

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You are dazed by too much random......


You: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! Enters cheat: bullettimematrix

You type in the cheat: Matrix Time Zone

Time freezes and the Penguin ceases to utter gibberish.

Only you can transcend the time freeze as you are the user of the cheat.

You: Yes! wait... but how are YOU talking then?

What do you think? I'm not in that arena AND I'm the narrator, if I stop talking you won't

even be able to play in this game.

You: Fine.

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What do you want to do now?


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