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 Zork at Uncyclopedia Score: 4 Moves: 5

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 Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Zork_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Copyright (c) 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

Revision 3086817 / Serial number 840726


> read title

Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised.


> look

You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

  • go north
  • go south
  • go east
  • go west
  • inventory
  • examine grue
  • look at an advertisement<option>* eat grue

If you want, you can also:

  • restore saved game
  • consult in-game help
  • open start menu
  • call tech support

See Also

Shortcut:
GM:ZK
GM:Z1
  • Ze Quest
  • Unfocom
  • Grue
  • The Gruesome Book of Grues
  • The Rezorkful Books of Cheats
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Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3, Zork 4.
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