Game:Zork/turntostone

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 Cottage Score: 5 Moves: 9

You eat a quarter eaten poisoned apple. Wow, that was a smart move. An apple that, apart from being chewed by a pig, but one that is also obviously poisoned. And yet you ate it anyways. So guess what?


> Umm... it tastes great?


Damn skippy, dumbo. It's juicy, and tender, and the juice runs down your chin while you savor its sweetness. And you know what else?


> Umm... I turned to stone?


Well, duhhh.


> use gold needle


Not only are you now incapable of moving, and not only are you not in possession of a gold needle, but none of your party members want to waste any of theirs on you. Shows how much they value you.


*** Died you have ***


To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):

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