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 Cellar Score: -1 Moves: ?

> open trapdoor

The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

> down

You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading east, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.

There is a dangerous-looking person lurking in the shadows. Before you can examine them further, the figure lunges forward, and a moment later a long, glowing blue thing slashes through the air towards your neck...


...If it's any consolation, you were only worth 2 experience points.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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