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 Cellar Score: 0 Moves: 5

> unlock and open trapdoor

The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

> down

You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading east, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.

It is very dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Gruiform.

The trapdoor slams shut behind you, and you hear someone locking it, barring it, chaining it, pouring concrete over it, and dropping several anvils on top of it. Also, I think they Scotch-taped the edges. You are never, ever getting back up there.

(And don't just think you can hit the Back button on your browser to get back upstairs, because then you'll make me feel very, very sad.)

> west

It is unclimbable!

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