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It is very dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Gruiform.
The trapdoor slams shut behind you, and you hear someone locking it, barring it, chaining it, pouring concrete over it, and dropping several anvils on top of it. Also, I think they Scotch-taped the edges. You are never, ever getting back up there.
(And don't just think you can hit the Back button on your browser to get back upstairs, because then you'll make me feel very, very sad.)