Game:Zork/trainkick

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 Train bound to somewere Score: -1000 Moves: 19


> kung-fu kick window again


... You serious?


> yes

Do you have no brain cells? Fine, I will honor your decision. Feeling cocky after your last kick, and mabey to due the loss of blood, you kung-fu kick out the window OF A DAMN SPEEDING TRAIN!!!!!!!


> What? You never told me that the train was moving!

Are you the guy/girl/nondescriptgender that called out inside the station?


> Yes, so what?

Hah, okay, this is what: Youy start rolling down a hill at high speeds and hit the following: TREE TREE TREE ROCKS ROAD 18 WHEELER CAR CAR ROCKS TREE RIVER FISH ROCK ROCK ROCK WATERFALL JAGGED ROCKS...


> So. what does that mean?

IT MEANS YOU'RE DEAD DUMBASS!


> Oh yeah jackass? Well, I can make dead too! Beat computer with stick

OW, SHIT, DAMN! STOP!!!!!! Fine! I will let you start over at the station, OKAY?


> Sure, thank you


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