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> Speak in Italian

You shout the only words you know in Italian as loud as you can. If you're not mistaken, you learned this good stuff off of some gangster movie.

> Ti voglio chiavare a morte!

The Sicilian screams something about your family history and calls upon you the pestilence of strange Grues. That's before he hollows out your skull with a tommy gun.

Your remains are subsequently devoured by a Floorboard Grue.

*** Died you have ***

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