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> "Fear me sir!"

The store manager does not look at all impressed. In fact, he backs towards his counter, and presses a secret button.


An emergency alarm sounds and a team of security guards appear out of nowhere, waving nightsticks.

> Super groin kick!

Unfortunately, as the security guards are wearing body armour they don't even respond to your super-ninja move. In fact, they drag you out of the store and throw you into a pit of hungry Grues in the nearby alley. You die a HORRIBLE death.

*** Dead again (sigh) ***

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