Game:Zork/townstorequote2

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> "Fear me sir!"


The store manager does not look at all impressed. In fact, he backs towards his counter, and presses a secret button.

WHOOSH!

An emergency alarm sounds and a team of security guards appear out of nowhere, waving nightsticks.


> Super groin kick!


Unfortunately, as the security guards are wearing body armour they don't even respond to your super-ninja move. In fact, they drag you out of the store and throw you into a pit of hungry Grues in the nearby alley. You die a HORRIBLE death.


*** Dead again (sigh) ***


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