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> Fight security anyway with your invincible knife!

You immediately stab the nearest member of the store's security team 17 times with your cool knife. However, as the guard is wearing full anti-knife armor, your attack fails. Security quickly subdues you and take away your knife. After being struck down by their nightsticks, you get an even bigger headache when you bash your skull on the floor, instantly dying a HORRIBLE death.

*** You fail at Zork ***

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