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> Attack the guards

You viciously attack the security guards with your bare hands. Did I mention they are all armed with state-of-the-art anti-Grue weaponry? Dude, the guns these guys carry disintegrate Grues. Think of what it'll do to you as they raise the weapons at once and fire.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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