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> Attack the guards

You viciously attack the security guards with your bare hands. Did I mention they are all armed with state-of-the-art anti-Grue weaponry? Dude, the guns these guys carry disintegrate Grues. Think of what it'll do to you as they raise the weapons at once and fire.

*** All your Zork are belong to us ***

Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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