Game:Zork/townstore1

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> Walk into nearby store


Unfortunately, this is not a real option. Did I ever say anything about a nearby store? Muahahahaha!


> Hey!


You are surrounded by an army of 278,735 Grues lurking in the shadows, who immediately devour you.


> Curse you!


Okay, okay, I'll play nice this time. There really is a store here. Unfortunately, the only thing they sell in this nondescript store are Grue skins. There are a bunch of prissy pool sharks in tuxedos hanging around playing billiards in a back room. And, since you don't look like a customer, the surly manager of the store is looking you over with disapproval.


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