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> Approach helmeted man

The man looks at you. A badge on his chest shows he is the town constable. "Well hello, fellow," His keen eyes look you over. "You must be new here, because we have a strict curfew that we don't want violated." He goes on without waiting for an answer. "Street Grues wander after dark. That's why I'm standing under the lamp. I watch for people who violate curfews and throw them in jail."

Before you realize what's happening, the constable slaps a pair of handcuffs on your wrists. "That's also why I arrest you in the name of the town of zabalabanazaz!"

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