Game:Zork/townlight2

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> Go towards distant light


You walk towards the distant light. It gets dimmer and dimmer. At last, it goes out, and you are still 30 miles from it.


> Fumble around in the dark


Unfortunately, it is now pitch black and you cannot see a thing. You fall over the side of what may be a parked truck and break one leg.


> Crawl to safety


As you crawl to safety, something, possibly a car or a speeding Grue, runs over your other leg and your arms at the same time, breaking them.


> Inch to safety


By this point, the smell of your fresh blood attracts the attention of a nearby Street Grue. You are torn into 1200,000 pieces and eaten.


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***


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