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> Sit down stubbornly and wait for a response

After all, the stiff-necked store manager must reply sooner or later, right? You sit down stubbornly to wait. Soon, the lights of the store go out one by one. A drunk pool shark staggers out and bumbles towards his house, but you remain seated in front of the store.

Five minutes later, all the lights in the store and the few dimmed lights down the street have gone out. You are left in pitch blackness. Did I mention you are also left with 20,870 Grues?

> No...

Fine. You are left alone with 20,870 Street Grues, who immediately consume you.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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