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 Car Score: ? Moves: ?

> Hit-and-Run!

You back the car back over the poor man, and speed down the streets. Unfortunately, as the windshield has been painted in blood, you cannot see a thing.

> AAAAHHH! I'm blind!

Yes, you are. Now, since you can't see a thing, the car crashes into the side of a house. You survive.

> YEEEESSS! I am invincible!

You do not, however, survive the Grues which you disturbed by crashing into the side of their house. They kill you.


*** You got hosed ***

Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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