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> Insult Orderly

You make an exceptionally rude comment about the orderly's mother, simply to vent your frustration and rage.

> Insult Orderly

You then insult him again.

> Insult Orderly

And again.

Suddenly, the orderly snaps and morphs into a Grue. He charges you in a rage. You flee from his rage. The receptionist pushes an emergency button, and the asylum security arrives. They lift their anti-grue sidearms and ventilate both you and the Grue.

Tough Luck.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

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