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> go east

You limp into the dark and scary alleyway. The smell of your fresh blood attracts the attention of a Grue.

> run away

You attempt to run, but the pain slows you down. The Grue catches up to you and helps you out of the alley.

> thank grue

The Grue eats you.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

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