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 Lying on Ground in Agony Score: 0 Moves: 3

> stroke mailbox

You damn fool! By stroking the metal mailbox you cut your finger on a rusty edge. You have contracted tetris.

> Don't you mean "tetanus"?

No, I mean "tetris".

*** You are crushed by a falling tetromino ***

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