Game:Zork/tank

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You escaped Hell successfully!

You go to a nearby tank store, buy a tank, and drive the tank to the nondescript room. The Grue stands there. You shoot the Grue with a bottled fart from your barrel.

Unfortunately, the bottled fart explodes. The tremor makes the lightbulb fall on your head and electrify you. The Grue, whom you missed with the shot, chops off your head and adds it to his trophy collection. Oh yeah, it also took your bottled fart. Tough luck, bitch.


*** You have died ***


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