Game:Zork/stroke

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 stroke mailbox Score: You Moves: Suck


> stroke the mailbox


You decide to stroke the mailbox. You get your finger slashed on the rust, fall over and DIE HORRIBLY.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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