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Do you have no brain cells? Fine, I will honor your decision. Like a total Captain Oblivious, you leap off the side OF A DAMN SPEEDING TRAIN!!!!!!!
Are you the guy/girl/nondescriptgender that selected jumping off the train?
Hah, okay, this is what: Youy start rolling down a hill at high speeds and hit the following: TREE TREE TREE ROCKS ROAD 18 WHEELER CAR CAR TANK ROCKS TREE HORNET'S NEST RIVER FISH ROCK ROCK ROCK WATERFALL JAGGED ROCKS...
IT MEANS YOU'RE DEAD DUMBASS!
OW, SHIT, DAMN! STOP!!!!!! Fine! I will let you start over at the station, OKAY?