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 Cellar Score: 25 Moves: 23

> go back to foyer

You are in the foyer. Suddenly, you hear an outraged scream of "This isn't Big Wed!" and the sound of a shotgun being loaded. (This sound is very distinct, and in fact cannot ever be mistaken for anything else.)

> get the hell outta here

I don't understand "get the hell outta here." Please rephrase.

Now you can see the kid emerging from the living room, a murderous glint in his eye.

> open trapdoor

The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

The kid, with tears running down his face, aims right at your heart.

> down

The stepladder won't fit through the trapdoor. You'll have to drop it first.

You hear a loud cracking noise.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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