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 Foyer Score: 10 Moves: 12

> go south

You are in the foyer of what appears to be a fairly decent home. There's an open living room off to your left and a flight of stairs to your right, leading up. There is also a large, imposing door directly in front of you.

On hooks above the mantlepiece hangs an elven elfin sword of great antiquity.

> examine door

The door is locked, bolted, and hermitically sealed. Plus, I heard it said something nasty about your mom. You're not gettin' through there.

> inv

You've got some clothes, a stick of gum, a butcher knife, and some batteries.

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