Game:Zork/sorrykid

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> attempt to apologize

The kid screams, "You bastard!" Amid his tears he produces a Pokey Ball (TM), and hurls it to the floor with a cry of "I choose you, Grueymon!"

The kid sent out Grueymon!


> attack grueymon

Grueymon gets the first strike!

Grueymon uses Eat You!

Critical hit!

It's super effective!

Quintuple damage!

One-hit KO!

IT'S OVER 9000!

Natural 20!

Touchdown!

Slam dunk!

Triple word score!



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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