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 You don't read the sign Score: 0.01 Moves: taco

You stay in the tree for some reason. You also decide not to read the sign, which was probably a good idea as well.

You cling to the leaves of the tree. You feel really bored. You look over the horizon

You see a faint, black and shiny circle in your eyes. You rub them (while holding onto the leaves) but the circle doesn't go away. In fact, it gets bigger.

Turns out it's a cannonball. It slams your face at the speed of light, ripping your head clean off.

The rest of your body tumbles out of the tree into a Nebari's mouth.

*** You have died ***

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