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|You don't read the sign||Score: 0.01||Moves: taco|
You stay in the tree for some reason. You also decide not to read the sign, which was probably a good idea as well.
You cling to the leaves of the tree. You feel really bored. You look over the horizon
You see a faint, black and shiny circle in your eyes. You rub them (while holding onto the leaves) but the circle doesn't go away. In fact, it gets bigger.
Turns out it's a cannonball. It slams your face at the speed of light, ripping your head clean off.
The rest of your body tumbles out of the tree into the dreaded Crewebacca's mouth.