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 Sharon Score: 777 Moves: 777

> Play in dirt

That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. It's just too bad that the "dirt" in question happens to be quicksand.

> What?! call my lawyer, man. I'm suing for every....last...glub glub glub

I suppose it's too late to mention that shouting at the narrator means you sink fourteen times as fast. Look it up, fucktard.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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