From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
 secretweapon Score: 15 Moves: 0

> use secret weapon

Searching around in your pants, you manage to pull out Ringilis, the legendary blade of cold! About time...

> use ringilis

You slash at the Ur-Grue. The Ur-Grue dies.

> proceed

Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. The Ur-Grue's acid blood splashes upon you, melting the skin off your bones. In minutes, you have rotted, dying a painful, agonizing death.

*** Your James Over ***

World you'll like to star dover, restall as saved position, or end its essense of Zork? (type RESTORT, RESTORT, or QUITE):

Personal tools