Game:Zork/secrettrapdoor1

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
 secrettrapdoor1 Score: 5 Moves: 0


> give bolt cutters back


"Foolish mortal! You think returning my bolt cutters after stealing them will ease my pain? For this, you will die!"

And you will. The Feminine-Looking Wizzard doesn't even show a hint of mercy toward you, a bolt cutter-stealing adventurer. Within milliseconds, the Wizzard casts a spell and turns you into a rather horrifying Grue. While still in a daze over being transformed into such a hideous creature, the Feminine-Looking Wizzard hands you an enchanted mirror.


> look at mirror


Darn, it's one of those mirrors that shows what you would look like as a human. Completely overwhelmed by your Grue instincts, you eat yourself, thinking that you are a delicious adventurer.


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***


Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

Personal tools
projects