Game:Zork/searchbus2

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 Bus Ride to Somewhere Score: 0 Moves: 9


> search bus again


You discover an empty juice bottle.


> drink juice


It's bone dry.


> fuck


But there is something at the bottom....a paper perhaps?


> examine


Examine what?


> examine paper


What paper?


> examine paper at bottom of juice bottle


Zid I, ergo, I, ever zay there waas a pepper at zhe bottom of ze juice bottel?


> YES


....no. I only said it sounded like a paper. It turns out to be a piece of plastic.


> examine plastic


What plastic -


> take out godmodding gun and shoot narrator fifty times in the chest


You don't have a gun, O pathetic one.


> beat narrator with mouse


Ow.


> NOW EXAMINE PLASTIC FOUND AT BOTTOM OF JUICE BOTTLE DISCOVERED SOMEWHERE ON BUS BEFORE I GET MY IPOD AND PLAY FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER TO YOU NEXT


Okay, okay, I get the point. No need to shout, man. Geez.


> Do It NAO


The plastic has the following digits stencilled on it: 3-4-6-7.


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